Stuck in a bear trap

by Bear Traps & Monkey Shoulders

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Have you ever wondered man, what it's like to die?
Let me share it with ya brother, cause I'm still alive,
Have you ever tasted the metal when it clamps down?
Lost without a key, I'm captured, life has grabbed me by the balls,
And I can only hit these notes cause I have no balls yeah,
Caught a kiss to the floating sack by a bear trap,
You can call me dorathy now,
I used to be a man, but no longer,
Actually I'm growing a little bit of boob,
Feels kinda good, just don't put stuff in me,
I'm not quite emotionally ready for that,
Oh my god I'm so metal my balls are growing back,
Oh fuck,
We are gathered here today in memory of dorathy,
Used to be a guy but no longer, we miss ya man, dude, girl, dude, dudette guy,
It's not funny, it fucking hurts,
Like genuinely, it really fucking hurts,
Well fuck you, I thought you'd still find it funny anyway,
They had a funeral and everything,
I never used to believe in like an afterlife and stuff but,
Maybe this is what you actually sound like,
Maybe everyone sounds like this, holy shit that's pretty weird,
That means like, that means like my mum could sound like this,
Who am I kidding she already does,
I'm not joking, but I am dead,
And uh, I also have no balls.

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released April 24, 2015
Drums, Bass, Guitars, Heavy machinery: Marco Santini
Vocals and Lyrics: Joseph Parry soundcloud.com/josephparry
Guitar Solo: Fausto Perticoni www.facebook.com/fostP

Mixed and mastered at Antigravity Studios by Marco Santini
www.facebook.com/antigravitystudios
antigravitystudios.net

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